Screw Micromanagement

No one wants to mess around adding every detail of their meal. We just count the important shit, you do the rest.

1 month free. Then just £2/month. No BS.

The Problem With Every Other App

Other apps make you spend 10 minutes logging a 3-minute snack

They harvest your data like it's a side hustle

You need a PhD to navigate their interface

We said f*** that.

What We Actually Do

Just Calories

Add fats, sugars, salt if you want. We don't force it.

Set Your Limit

Track your progress. Done.

Weekly Averages

That actually make sense. Not daily panic.

Stay Logged In

Because who wants to faff about with passwords every day?

The Philosophy

Eat less. Move more. Lose weight.

It's not rocket science. It's thermodynamics.

Simple Pricing

£2/month

After your 1 month free trial

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